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When Sweet Neighbor Girl and Trouble #1 were over at Casa de la Flaming Bore this morning to exchange Christmas presents, she followed me into the kitchen, grabbed one of my arms, tugged me into the bedroom, and quietly said, "I've got something important I have to tell you." <br />
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I braced for the worst and quickly thought of all the terrible possibilities: an illness, family problems, a move out of town, another dead pet. What earth shattering news was I about to hear?<br />
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"Do you know that there's not really a Santa Claus?" she said. "My Mom told me there actually isn't one and we just pretend like there is."<br />
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"Well, Santa Claus is still kind of like a spirit who represents happiness and how it's good to give to others," I said. "His spirit is real."<br />
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-20040011065947539912012-12-01T15:35:00.001-08:002012-12-01T15:36:29.876-08:00LET THERE BE SILENCEAfter Sweet Neighbor Girl and Trouble had their early morning Meet and Greet breakfast with Santa Claus today, they came over to Casa de la Flaming Bore to see what was on my December 1st agenda. I was planning to walk up to the bank and on to the library, so, oh boy, let's get permission to go, too! Fine with me...just remember that it's 10 blocks one way.<br />
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SNG helped me shelf the audio tapes, magazines, newspapers, and returned books until we got to the Teen Lounge, at which point she asked permission to crash out on one of the bean bags with the <em>Seventeen</em> magazines, even though she's still 10 days away from reaching double-digits. <br />
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An hour later we headed back home, while getting in two rounds of Mother May I, playing Balance Beam on some curbing, playing Step on a Crack, Break Your Mother's Back, playing Jump the Railroad Ties, and reciting (I don't know how many times) "Stop, look, and listen before you cross the street. Use you eyes. Use your ears. And then use your feet." Nevertheless, it took a while to get back to the 'hood.<br />
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Until their friends came over for the afternoon to play, SNG got on my computer to find Christmas jokes that she's compiling for a little booklet she's making. She found lots of good ones: Q: What's a snowman's favorite cereal? A: Frosted Flakes Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? A: Rud-olph Q: Which Christmas carol is the favorite of parents? A: "Silent Night."<br />
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I decided that's my favorite Christmas carol, as well...and silence is what I'm planning to experience tonight. Big Bore is gone for the weekend, so it's just me and the cats...the Wildcats, that is. K-State plays football on TV pretty soon, so I'm going to dig up some purple to wear, and then quietly crash on the sofa to watch the game, with a box of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch nearby. I'm hoping the 'Cats will silence Texas and we'll all be sleeping in heavenly peace later tonight. <br />
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Over and out.Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-75484945774894147342012-11-30T08:59:00.000-08:002012-11-30T15:00:24.279-08:00ROYAL MEOW<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Trouble #1 was over the other day finding uses for my red bandanna. After he was done being a pirate and a masked man (robber), he decided to make a turban for our cat statue by the entertainment unit. We added a little bling and there you have it! Maharishi Kitty. Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-44381870066735276902012-11-28T18:46:00.004-08:002012-11-28T18:48:27.507-08:00MAKING A STATE-MENT<div>
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Good grief! How could I ever begin to live up to that note? It was too cold and windy to "play" outside, and I couldn't invite her in because Big Bore was sick and germy. So, we ended up going out to the garage to sit in the warmth of the car and play the State Game...her idea, actually. I "drove" across the country. She rode shotgun in back. And we memorized all 50 states of the United States...in alphabetical order, of course, because that's the cardinal rule of the State Game. She even turned it all into a song. "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas....."</div>
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The Library Ladies recently sought out the dubious assistance of The Flaming Bore in creating a bulletin board. They said they needed snowflakes. Lots of snowflakes. All colors welcome. All sizes. They'd even provide the paper. It would be a fun activity for me to do with the neighbor kids, they suggested. And I agreed. </div>
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The minute Sweet Neighbor Girl and Trouble came over yesterday, I told them about the project. Hooray! They were gung-ho. Let's get started. And then came the hard part. Actually making the snowflakes. The head Library Lady had given me a vague demonstration of how to create them, but I apparently was a slow learner of the challenged variety because, try as I might, EVERY snowflake I cut out either had four sides or eight sides or looked like a scary Halloween mask. </div>
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"We're doing something wrong with our folding," I told them. "Well, duh!"</div>
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-34636918104455983512012-11-19T06:34:00.000-08:002012-11-19T06:34:17.979-08:00PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW CHAIR...AND OTHER MATTERSUnderneath this quilt is Big Bore's Christmas present--a new rocking, reclining man chair that is parked in front of the TV, where his old chair used to be. It's quite comfy, but not as broken in as the previous chair, so it will likely take a while before I get used to it. Yes, after he retires for the evening, the man chair becomes a lady chair for a few hours.<br />
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The last few days, in an effort to get away from anything political, I've become lost in the world of online jigsaw puzzles. I've hooked up to three sites, and the best one is jigidi.com. My preference is for eyebending artwork, like the ones posted here. <br />
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Big Bore has jumped into the act and helps out periodically. And then after school today Trouble #1 came over, saw what I was doing, and he got hooked, as well. There are kid-level puzzles on jigidi, so he was in his element and worked three puzzles before it started getting dark and he had to head home. <br />
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My nephew's wife Mary decided to post a Thirty Days of Thankfulness List on her Facebook page this month, and her whole family is participating...right down to 3-year-old Wild William. Here's what everyone put for Day One:<br />
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Maddie: My life<br />
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A few days ago a sports writer for the <em>Miami Herald,</em> Joseph Goodman<em>,</em> penned an opinion piece titled "Please, No Kansas State in Title Game." He argued that the Wildcats would not be a good choice for the the BCS Championship football game, to be held in Miami in January, because it isn't a big-name glam team. The hayseeds from Kansas playing in the big game would have, in Goodman's words, "....all the excitement of of a self-induced dry heave" and "...no one except for a few crusty sports writers and a handful of people in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas" would be interested in watching it. <br />
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The Flaming Bore is not one to waste a lovely autumn day by staying inside and doing housework that has been accumulating in mass quantities over the summer, so I spent most of the daylight hours yesterday piddling outdoors. I watered plants, gathered leaves, deadheaded, went for a walk--twice--and re-arranged rocks. The latter is sort of a compulsion with me. Some people hoard food or clothes or junkyard finds. I hoard rocks. <div>
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"Hey, Nancy! Look what I got?" SNG said. She cradled a new volleyball with lime green striped insets. "It's in my favorite color!"<br />
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"Sure!" they yelled. These poor kids are under the gross misconception that I am their 12-year-old oversized playmate, so who am I to blow the illusion.<br />
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So, we kept moving, then picked out a tree for the imaginary net, and started volleying. Trouble volunteered to be the official ball chaser, which was a good thing, because there was a lot of chasing to do since we rarely kept the ball in play. SNG has just started recreation volleyball on Wednesdays and she still has a lot to learn...plus I learned from another era and have no idea what the heck I'm doing. Fifty years ago, we just pitty-patted the ball around. Nowadays, it's spike and kill...and I'm not too keen about a sport where death is the main objective.<br />
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When I take the local library's old magazines and newspapers out to the recycle center, I always thumb through the stack to see if there's anything I want to take home and read before it bites the dust. Big Bore has a standing request: <i>National Geographic</i>. And did I ever find a doozy to take home to him this week. One look at the cover and he was reeling!<br />
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"Oh, my God! This reminds me of being on the High Line Trail at Glacier (National Park)," he said.<br />
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"High Line was nothing like this," I countered, referring to the above picture taken of some maniac on the Thank God Ledge of Half Dome, which is about a gazillion times hairier and scarier than High Line will ever be. This is insanity.<br />
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"But to me, when we started on High Line, this (the magazine cover pic) is what I saw," Big Bore said. "In my mind, it was this steep." He turned away from the cover. "I can't even look at it."<br />
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The story and other pictures inside were just as wild as the cover. These people climb without any kind of aid. No ropes, no harnesses. (And some would argue: no brains). Totally incredible.<br />
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Someday I'd like to visit Yosemite and hike a few trails, but there is absolutely NO WAY I'd find myself out on a ledge like this one. Not even when I was young and careless would I have wasted a single second thinking in the daredevil mode.<br />
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As the story opens, Dr. Edelmann is trying to find a way to dissolve the hump on lovely Nina's bulging back, when who should show up in the house but Dracula, wanting to be de-vampired. "Can you help me, doctor?" Of course. Via a series of blood transfusions, he'll replace Drac's blood-thirsty blood with his own mad doctor blood. </div>
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Will Nurse Nina be cured of her humpback? Will Nurse Melissa become the Bride of Dracula? Will the Wolfman and Frankenstein become gay lovers? Will Dr. Edelmann get hit with a malpractice suit? I got so wrapped up in it all, that I fell asleep and didn't wake up until the credits were rolling. Damn! </div>
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"No. I just wanted to see your reaction," I laughed. "But I DO know HOW to play football."</div>
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"Sure. Toss me the ball." And on my first try in decades, I kicked that ball higher and straighter than I'd ever imagined. So, having proved my worth, Trouble was ready to accept kicking lessons from a "girl."</div>
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Big Bore has already bought a boat-load of candy and sacked it up in baggies...filled with tootsie rolls, smarties, milk duds, kit kat bars, eyeball gum, etc. I begged him to hide it all from me, which he did, except for a few leftovers to tempt me with. Sorry to admit, I've already busted into them.</div>
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My fun niece-in-law Mary is the Queen of Halloween in our family. She's creative and crazy with decorating ideas. Based on the picture above that she put on Facebook last night, I'd say she's off to a great start. By the 31st, her house should be a total fright.<br />
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"Don't worry. Her show isn't on. And, anyway, I watched it Wednesday night when you were asleep."</div>
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"Good lord! What's happened to the screen saver?" he roared.</div>
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I walked into the computer room nonchalantly. "Oh, I thought since you're such a big Honey Boo Boo fan that you might want to see her every time you get on the computer."</div>
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Yikes! The anti-virus icon had disappeared! What would I do? Quickly, I got on the Internet and found a possible solution. Fortunately, I was able to get Panda re-installed without too much trouble and then told Big Bore the protection was up and running again.</div>
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"Well, I think it's the Curse of Honey Boo Boo. Having her as the screen saver is a jinx."</div>
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Big Bore and I had no sooner returned from Glacier National Park when we stumbled on a movie that was filmed there--almost 60 years ago. <i>Dangerous Mission</i> was shot in 3-D, but we got to see it in all its 2-D splendor on our TV this past week. And my, oh my, it was just like re-living our vacation all over again--except for the murder, forest fire, and avalanche or two.<br />
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I give this movie two-and-a-half flames out of four. It was fun to see Glacier National Park again and recognize places we'd been (minus the crevice), and there's some campy vamping, like when the Indian chick exposes herself to Vincent by opening her coat and showing him her mini-skirted tribal dance outfit. Hubba, hubba. And both Vs got in some first-rate eyebrow raising all through the movie. Mature's left eyebrow was in especially fine form.</div>
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I was the victim of a home invasion late yesterday afternoon. Sweet Neighbors #1 and #2 maneuvered a sneak attack onto the front porch of Casa de la Flaming Bore, rang the doorbell, and announced that they were ambushing me with a 15-Minute Makeover! Oh, the horror!</div>
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#1 was in charge of fixing my hair, while #2 did the make-up. I closed my eyes and bravely sucked it up while they giggled and gussied me up to their satisfaction.</div>
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"Yeah, right," I answered. "A teenage MONSTER."</div>
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"I don't think I want to see this," I said, feigning fear.</div>
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After five years of valiantly trying to nurse along our little patch of backyard fescue, we have officially given up (sorry, Maggie). At the end of every summer, we'd re-seed, fertilize, winterize, etc., trying to bring it back to its original luster by the next spring....only to have it crash and burn again by July. The last two summers have been especially brutal. Fescue, the diva of all grasses, is more high maintenance than all the Kardashian sisters put together.</div>
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So, when we got back from vacation, a landscaping vision came to me and I decided it was time for a drastic change--one that wouldn't require much blood, sweat, and tears after it was all laid out. I bought 15 bags of mulch, 20 pavers, a bunch of bricks, and five bags of Arkansas white rock, and "presto-change-o!" No more grass worries! No more grass! </div>
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Even Big Bore, whose contribution to the cause was unloading all the materials and then getting the heck outta my way, thinks I have created a masterpiece.</div>
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And the good news is, I still have four bags of mulch and two bags of white rock unused! My brain is already at work trying to decide what to do with the leftovers!</div>
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-71114987506993503572012-09-26T07:01:00.000-07:002012-09-26T07:01:36.503-07:00HANGING OUT<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VhEbRSzhyFc/UGMKFAetdrI/AAAAAAAAE9Y/50qjJJCrFzA/s1600/thCA4SGLJS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VhEbRSzhyFc/UGMKFAetdrI/AAAAAAAAE9Y/50qjJJCrFzA/s1600/thCA4SGLJS.jpg" /></a>One of the great benefits of retirement is that something always seems to pop up that keeps me from doing chores around the house. <br />
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I was going to do some major dusting yesterday, but I couldn't find any dust buster spray in the cleaning cabinet, so off I went to the store to get some. BUT FIRST I'd make a side stop to the library to put away books, as long as I was out and about.</div>
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In the middle of the book gig, Library Lady's assistant volunteer, Miss Linda, (another retired English teacher) asked me if I'd make a bulletin board to advertise the upcoming fundraiser, a murder mystery theatre.</div>
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"Sure. What supplies do we have?" </div>
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About all we scrounged up was a box of construction paper. "This'll work. I'll find some pictures on the Internet and whip up something."</div>
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So, I went directly home...forgetting all about the dust spray, of course, and started designing my own huge letters with the name of the play, IT'S A HANGIN' OFFENSE. Once I got them cut out, I jumped over to the computer and checked out some silhouette clip art with western themes. My eyeballs zoomed in on a hanging tree, complete with noose. Perfect. I printed it out, a few inches high, and tried to replicate a larger one on white construction paper as a template.</div>
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The drawing took awhile...mainly because I'm a lousy artist and cutter-outer AND Critter kept wanting to help, but finally it was done. Concerned that it might not look much like the original, I took my template outside to Big Bore for his assessment.</div>
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"Would you please look this over and tell me what you think it is?" I asked, hopeful that "hanging tree" would jump right out of his mouth.</div>
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He paused to give the cutout his critical eye. His face skewed quizzically. This was not good. "Hmmm." Finally, an answer emerged. "Is it something like a lava flow?"</div>
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"A lava flow?!!" I said incredulously. "Where do you see a lava flow in this?" I was soooooo disappointed. Even Critter could have given me a better answer. Was my artistic ability even worse than I thought?</div>
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"It's a hanging tree!" he laughed.</div>
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Relieved, I then set about tracing my template to black construction paper, cut it out--after removing Critter several more times from the action--typed up some labels with info about the big production, then returned to the library to throw it all together on the bulletin board, with the help of Miss Linda. By the time I was finished, it was time for "Jeopardy" to start, so I dashed back home to plop down in front of the TV and answer questions. Whew! What an afternoon!</div>
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So that's how a day of retirement usually goes. Somehow, the dust spray never got purchased and the dusting never got done, surprise-surprise. I will head back to the store pretty soon, with the best of intentions, and maybe the job will get completed today. At least, some of it. </div>
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But first, I have to stop by the library to return some books and check out a few more..... </div>
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-55108142074426703132012-09-25T08:01:00.001-07:002012-09-25T08:02:19.248-07:00LAST BLAST OF VACATION--CALL OF THE WILD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Our final evening in Colorado was spent at a Rocky Mt. National Park meadow attending a nature watch/lecture titled "The Power of Love" (including musical accompaniment by Huey Lewis and the News), or "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Elk Mating Habits but Were Afraid to Ask." The lecture part was given by Ranger Mike and the "watch" part was presented by a harem herd of elk cows and three elk bulls who were eager to please when/if called upon.<br />
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1. Elk cows select their mates based upon the size of the bull's horn rack (yes, girls, size DOES matter), his color (the darker the better), and the sound of his bugling (loudest and deepest is best). <br />
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2. If a female sees a male that is bigger and darker than her current beau, she'll ditch the smaller, lighter one in a flash and go after the big boy. (We got to see this happen in the meadow--and the "ditchee" was none too happy.)<br />
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3. Males put so much energy trying to get their rack larger for the cows that they lose 10% of the calcium from their rib cage.<br />
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4. A bull usually becomes sexually active by age two, but he may not actually be chosen as a mate until he's older. The females are the choosers in elk mating. They must give their consent (not in writing, at least I don't think so) before the male is allowed to hook up with her, both literally and figuratively.<br />
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5. Females live MUCH longer than males. In fact, it's rare for a male to live over age 10. This is because they just get so stressed out trying to be the king stud.<br />
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And there you have it. We hiked a lot and learned a lot and saw a lot of water. What a GREAT VACATION!<br />
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<br />Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-70666462303854442302012-09-24T09:07:00.003-07:002012-09-24T09:07:52.165-07:00FEELING SNOOZYAlways ready to learn more about nature, Big Bore and I attended several national park programs while we were on vacation. An enthusiastic retired science teacher told us all about the black bear, which roams Rocky Mountain National Park (not to be confused with the grizzly, which is common at Glacier NP). Here are five fun facts about black bear hibernation habits:<div>
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1. Before hibernation, the bear will consume about 20,000 calories per day. That's equivalent to a human eating 17 Big Macs, 13 orders of large fries, and washing it all down with 3 milkshakes. Bring it on!</div>
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2. After stuffing themselves silly, and right before retiring for the big snooze, the bears start fasting except to eat pine cones to plug up their poop chutes, anal orifices, or whatever you want to call 'em. (Dr. Maureen, you might be of help here.) </div>
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4. During hibernation, a black bear mama will wake up from her sleep long enough to give birth to her cubs. She licks them clean and then goes right back to sleep and the babies nurse away. Let 'em take care of themselves.</div>
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5. Black bear cubs weigh, on the average, one pound at birth. By age one, they average 60 pounds. If human babies gained weight at the same rate, a one-year-old would weigh 420 pounds. Put that in your diaper and think about it. </div>
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Have a wonderful Monday!</div>
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-5355340804098761572012-09-23T08:38:00.001-07:002012-09-23T08:38:24.192-07:00INQUIRING MINDS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I have a feeling that when Big Bore and I were kids, we were probably always bugging our parents with pain-in-the-butt questions. I say this because we are constantly wondering about one trivial thing or the other and then rushing off to the computer to seek the answer. <br />
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Since we don't own a laptop and we anticipated LOTS of puzzling thoughts popping up during our 12-day vacation, I bought a notebook pad to log all of our questions so we could look up the answers once we got back home. Here's a sampling:</div>
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1. How does Tyson Chicken Co. kill their chickens?</div>
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And the list goes on and on and on, page after page. Here are the answers to the above questions, for those of you who have inquiring minds like ours:<br />
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1. Tyson chops off the chickens' heads. (which leads to a follow-up question: Is this done manually or by a machine?)<br />
2. Lewis and Clark averaged 14 miles a day.<br />
3. Hiram Scott was a fur trader who died at the site named after him.<br />
4. The actor in both these movies is Richard Jaeckel. (which leads to another follow-up: Who the heck is Richard Jaeckel and why does Big Bore remember his face?)<br />
5. Boston was the youngest brother of Gen. George Custer. He was a civilian who tagged along to work on his big bro's army's pack train, and he died at Little Big Horn at age 28.<br />
6. Lethbridge, Canada in south-central Alberta is the home of Rock 106, and we have to add this this is THE BEST oldies rock station ever! Too bad it doesn't reach Kansas.<br />
7. There are many technical reasons why the turbines might not rotate at the same time. Go look them up yourself.<br />
8. French trappers named the nearby river there "Roche Jaune," which means Yellow Rock.<br />
9. A bull elk can service as many females as will let him. (Don't get excited. The cows are VERY picky about this.)<br />
10. Yes, Lower Falls can freeze over. (see picture above for the proof)<br />
11. James George came to the Yellowstone area in 1871 as a squatter and road builder from back east. For 20 years Yankee Jim operated a national park toll road, and a nearby canyon was named for him.<br />
12. We didn't need to look this one up on the Internet. Big Bore just asked this question of the surfer dude next to us at a gas station in Nebraska. He was in the process of moving from Rhode Island to San Francisco.<br />
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Nancy Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02481411876690547265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418292309435713196.post-91670434823294557742012-09-21T08:36:00.003-07:002012-09-21T17:50:39.789-07:00UBIQUITOUS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I drove very little of the 3,000+ miles on our recent vacation, but I did take a brief stint on I-90 in southwest Nebraska until I was overtaken by a semi that practically scared the liver out of me. There on the side of the truck, way BIGGER than life, was a sprawling, half naked Kim Kardashian in the same pose as the picture above.<br />
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"Good lord!" I jumped. "Doesn't she know she could cause accidents with that photo?"<br />
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After the semi passed me, we were treated with its back side, which was a chest-up shot of Kim pouting open her red lips and showing off her pendulous breast-icles, as well as the same bottle of perfume that was on the side panel.<br />
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"We are on vacation to get AWAY from Kim Kardashian!" I moaned. "It's bad enough that she's all over the television, magazines, and tabloid newspapers. Now she's plastered all over the interstate!"<br />
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"She's everywhere!!! I didn't even know she had a perfume! Who in Nebraska wears this stuff? What's her perfume called?"<br />
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"Write it down," Big Bore suggested, his panties not all tied up in a bunch like mine were over this travesty. I had brought along a notebook to jot down all the questions we had on the trip so I could look up the answers on the Internet when we got back home. (This shall probably be the topic for my next blog.) <br />
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So, when we got back home, I dashed to the computer to find out if there really IS a Kim Kardashian perfume or if I was just hallucinating on the highway. Here's the scoop: there has been a Kim Kardashian perfume on the market for about three years and the name of the perfume is, duh, "Kim Kardashian"--what else? <br />
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It's a "floral perfume that has sweet opening fruity notes followed by floral notes and rounded off by woodsy notes to create a well-balanced fragrance....that is best worn during the spring and summer or fall and winter evenings....and screams femininity and sexuality." All for $20.48 an ounce at Macy's.<br />
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"Who writes this stuff? What are perfume notes?" I screamed without a tone of femininity or sexuality.<br />
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"Look it up on the Internet." <br />
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"Kim Kardashian is taking over the world!"<br />
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