*Last night Sweet Neighbor Girl came over to take the hot iron to my frizzy head. I parked in front of the TV to watch "Cupcake Wars," while she ironed away. She'd never seen the show before and found it an instant winner--except she, like moi, had trouble understanding the French judge. At one point he was criticizing the apricot curd in one entry, but SNG mistook what he said.
"Did he just say 'apricot turd'?" she asked.
"No!!! It's CURD!" I answered. "It's made from milk."
Then she started laughing....and laughing....and laughing until she just about tooted her own apricot turd right there in the living room, which caused her to roll up into one big, embarrassed ball on the floor and laugh some more.
*Hannah #2 came over today trying to pawn off a stray kitten on me that someone else had pawned off on her. "Mom said I could have it, but it will have to stay at someone else's home."
"In other words, you can't have it," I sadly said. "But I can't take in any more cats right now." The poor little tabby was about the size of a tea cup, and it had crud in its eyes and a dirty mouth and gunky ears.
"Will you get the boogers out of its eyes?" she asked.
"Sure. Let's go inside and clean him up."
So, I de-boogered him and washed off his kitty lips and gave him a plate of milk--then gave #2 some suggestions in finding a home. I'm happy to report that she located an adoptive family and the baby has a name now: Itsy Bitsy.
Welcome to the neighborhood, kid.
*Hannah #2 came over today trying to pawn off a stray kitten on me that someone else had pawned off on her. "Mom said I could have it, but it will have to stay at someone else's home."
"In other words, you can't have it," I sadly said. "But I can't take in any more cats right now." The poor little tabby was about the size of a tea cup, and it had crud in its eyes and a dirty mouth and gunky ears.
"Will you get the boogers out of its eyes?" she asked.
"Sure. Let's go inside and clean him up."
So, I de-boogered him and washed off his kitty lips and gave him a plate of milk--then gave #2 some suggestions in finding a home. I'm happy to report that she located an adoptive family and the baby has a name now: Itsy Bitsy.
Welcome to the neighborhood, kid.
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