SIXTY-ONE YEARS AGO TODAY, THE FLAMING BORE, HER CHUNKY CHEEKS AND QUESTIONABLE POMPADOUR, ARRIVED ON THE SCENE. MANY THANKS TO MAMA BORE FOR ENDURING EVERY HELLISH SECOND OF THE MOST MISERABLE CHILDBIRTH IN THE HISTORY OF THE HUMAN RACE, WHICH SHE ALWAYS REMINDS OF EACH JULY 3RD.
BIG BORE, UPON SPECIAL REQUEST, HAS BAKED ME A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE ANGEL FOOD CAKE, AND WE ARE OFF TO PITTSBURG TO SHARE IT WITH FAMILY. MY BIG SIS PROMISES VANILLA ICE CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES TO GO WITH IT. THE TASTE BUDS ARE ALREADY IN OVERDRIVE IN ANTICIPATION!
OH, HOW I LOVE MY SPECIAL DAY…GRAY HAIR, SAGGING BUTT, LIVER SPOTS AND ALL!! IT IS GREAT TO BE 61!!!!!!
2 comments:
you rock
Happy Birthday Nancy. We are in Colorado Springs. The kids have been going down a waterslide at the hotel for 3 hours and we spent an afternoon with Santa at the North Pole....good stuff. We'll talk later.
Jon and the Bishop's
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