Library Lady’s favorite outhouse in Elk Falls was Gilligan’s Contemplation Palace. It was way out in the sticks, almost a 3-hour tour, and made of sticks, as well. A cute “Just a Minute” life preserver adorned the grand entryway, and impressive His and Hers holes were inside. Ginger would NEVER share squatting room with the Skipper and his "Little Buddy," heaven forbid. This outhouse won Viewer’s Choice last year, so that’s why I didn’t vote for it, even though it is a masterpiece of jungle art. The Flaming Bore believes in equal opportunity outhouses.
No comments:
Post a Comment