Since I'm a diehard KU basketball fan, for better or for worse, I keep up with the news releases and comments on kusports.com. A variety of intellects respond to this site, but one of the most opinionated and funny is "jaybate," who recently outdid himself with this sarcastic remark to a story about two KU players who made the Big 12 All-Academic Team. Here's a portion of his response to these superior student athletes:
"....How lame are these guys for getting high GPAs, graduating, and being in grad school? I resent how inferior I am to these guys. Cut me some slack. I have to complain about something because my wife uses me for an emotional tampon and doesn't give me any. My father never thought I was as good as my brother. My boss uses me for scutt work. The adult video store has cut off my credit. My car has been repossessed--twice, and I haven't had steak in two months...."
And you thought YOU were having a bad day.
2 comments:
he is pretty funny. i think it is an underhanded compliment to Brady and Tyrel.
however, some of the guys on that site are SO negative....i'd like to revoke their Allen FieldHouse passes...
Yeah, I can appreciate this as a compliment, too. It cracks me up how some of the contributors are such armchair coaches who probably never played a minute of the game in their lives. ---Hey, I hate to say it but look for Duke to be in the #1 spot tomorrow if they beat Georgia Tech tonight. It's been a strange week.
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