This just in from the dumbo department: seems a man in Wichita contacted his favorite online hook-up service for a hooker to come (no pun intended) to his hotel room for some some sort of recreational companionship. Use your imagination. Apparently two-for-the-price-of-one showed up, he forked over $160.00, then changed his mind and decided he didn't want to hook up after all. The article didn't say what prompted the sudden change--maybe he was intimidated by a threesome, I don't know. Anyway, he asked for his money back.
"No refunds!" the lovely ladies of the evening informed him and walked out.
Now, you'd think the man would have just chalked this up to a lesson learned but, no, he called 9-1-1 to complain that he'd been given the shaft. And, course, he ended up being arrested on suspicion of soliciting a prostitute and hauled off to jail.
Big Bore was inclined to cry foul. "That's hearsay."
"No it's not. It's a confession straight out of his mouth," I said.
"But what if he just made it all up?"
"Well, I suppose anything is possible." Maybe he was tired of living in a ratty hotel and wanted to upgrade his accommodations to lock-up. Who knows. Next time he gets overcome by the desire to make a hook-up, however, I have a recommendation. Call for self-service. He'll be a lot better off. Hassle-free. It's cheaper and safer and will most likely keep him out of jail.
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