Just when I thought pop star Christina Aguilera was finally using some common fashion sense on "The Voice" and covering up her bulging breasticles on the show's grand finale, she stands up...and yikes! "Get a mirror and sit back down behind your desk! Those sparkly hot pants don't look so hot on you!"
"Gee! What's happened to Christina? She's not petite anymore," commented Big Bore, who hasn't been petite, himself, since the day he was born.
"You're remembering her from the 'Lady Marmalade' days. That's been over 10 years and one pregnancy ago. She's over 30. Spread happens," I explain.
And when gravity starts ravaging our aging bodies, most of us decide to start covering up a little bit more. But not Christina. She is embracing her fallen butt cheeks and making a point to display them all over our television sets in prime time. So, instead of viewers focusing on the new Voice champion--what are we forced to see but Christina's saggy hiney. Ewwww!
Girlfriend, you need to fire your stylist and hire a brain. This show is supposed to be about finding the next singing sensation, not about you making an ass of yourself. Show more class and less flesh, please and thank-you.
The end.
2 comments:
Those arent hot pants those are sparkle panties....Jeeze that looks stupid!
Well, that shows you how out of touch I am. I think I could just pour glitter all over a diaper and get the same effect. : )
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