Sunday, May 11, 2008

LOOKING FLAB-ULOUS!

  • Whenever I click on the Internet, my computer immediately opens to AOL's top news stories of the day. Yesterday must have bottom-ed out on thrills, though, because one of the featured must-read items was a National Enquirer cover story about the cellulite of the stars. Yikes! Was this really a big seller at the supermarket check-out lines? I don't know the price of an Enquirer, but I do know that I'm not wasting one single penny to look at over-exposed, dimpled butts, especially those with wedgies! I don't care if they are attached to celebrities. If I'm having a burning desire to see a flabby ass, I'll just strip naked in front of a mirror. For free!

1 comment:

Sarah said...

I saw that at Walmart. So stupid.