Thursday, January 5, 2012

A FAT GIFT

Some ditzy Barbie mom in England gave her 7-year-old daughter a Christmas gift that I'm positive none of her classmates received--an $11,000.00 gift certificate for liposuction once she's 18! Yes, just one more sign that the world has gone mad! Whatever happened to little kids getting a bicycle for Christmas?

Lipo Mom would be better off using all the bucks in her bloated wallet to give herself a make-up makeover. Someone needs to tell her that her thick, pink lipstick is totally scary. Of course, maybe the expression on her daughter's face is just a reaction to Mom's appearance. "I can't believe my mother looks like a tramp and is making me wear false eyelashes!" Having Lipo Mom for your mother must really suck.

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