NO SALE

First there was its caveman in a business suit and now comes the ziplining pig. I have no clue what Geico is selling, but I do know it has the most annoying commercials in the history of television advertising. As if the creepy caveman isn't bad enough, along comes this squealing porker that reminds me of the assailants on "Deliverance." And it won't shut up!!! Even the background speaker person has a slimey voice. Every time a Geico commercial comes on, I either plug my ears, leave the room, or grab for the remote. The only way I would ever make a Geico-related purchase would be if the company was selling Geico-proofing to protect me from its stupid TV ads. Help!!!