Monday, January 24, 2011

NAILED


I have no clue who this kind lady is, but I have some questions for her. How in the world did you get those tight little jeans on, and how did you apply your mascara without poking out your eyes? How do you drive? Without going into great detail, how do you take care of your needs and necessities in the bathroom? How do you type on a computer? How do you cook? How do you eat? How can you do ANYTHING? What kind of job do you have? The only possibility I can think of is professional back scratcher deluxe, and I’m not too sure those are much in demand. Maybe a human rake?

Give it your best guess.

1 comment:

dr. maureen said...

think of the dirt, dead skin cells and bacteria under those nails