(Disclaimer: Do not read the following if you're eating a meal or, otherwise, in a good mood.)Breaking news last weekend out of Colorado from the "Just When You Thought You'd Heard Everything" Department. Seems a lady at a yoga convention in Boulder entered a Port-a-Pot to relieve herself, opened the lid, and, Holy Shishkebab! There was a man sitting inside the dumping grounds! And, no, this wasn't "Candid Camera." This was a real, live, breathing Port-a-Pot with a real, live, breathing man inside it. Yikes! Times ten!
What in the world would possess a person to do this? Voyeurism gone amok? A Charmin fetish? Some sort of "double-dog-dare ya" stunt? Whatever. I'm not sure what city statute was violated here. I mean, who would ever think that invasion of a Port-a-Pot would ever be a problem? But the trespasser was arrested; he was apparently easy to spot since he was the only person at the yoga fest seen running around with a feces-covered tarp wrapped around him.
I don't know what's going to happen to this Porta-Peeper perv, but I suspect when he goes to court he'll be shi** out of luck and the sh** will hit the fan.
2 comments:
i knew there was a reason i didn't do yoga....
Indeed....he must have twisted himself into some unique yoga position to get inside. Yeeech!!!!!
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