10 REALLY DUMB CHRISTMAS JOKES
1. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
Fleece Navidad
2. What brand of motorcycle does Santa drive?
Holly Davidson
Holly Davidson
3. What is eaten for breakfast at the North Pole?
Snow Flakes
Snow Flakes
4. What nationality is Santa?
North Polish
North Polish
5. What happened when Santa slid down a burning chimney?
He became Crisp Kringle
He became Crisp Kringle
6. How would you fire Santa from his job?
Give him the sack
Give him the sack
7. Why was Santa’s helper down in the dumps?
He had low elf-esteem
He had low elf-esteem
8. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because he’s always tight with a buck
Because he’s always tight with a buck
9. What do you get when you cross an archer with a Christmas gift wrapper?
Ribbon Hood
Ribbon Hood
10. What happens if Santa gets stuck in the chimney?
He gets Claus-trophobia
He gets Claus-trophobia
10 GROANS ALL THE WAY AROUND!
2 comments:
LOL... They may be corny, but they still made me smile =)
Where did you find those silly jokes. My neice might find them funny. ;)
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